Ted Casablanca talks bisexual shenanigans among ‘Twilight’ cast

Rob & Kristen win for “Twilight’s” best kiss E! Online’s gossip maven Ted Casablanca dishes some dirt about the “Twilight” cast and says more than a few of the young hot cast swing both ways.

Ted’s “Awful Truth” column has a blind item with a fake name, but a lot of innuendo about the cast and their sexual shenanigans.

Ted makes some sweeping statements about what all bisexuals want (quoting a bi mantra that I’ve never heard of before), and he doesn’t have great history with some bi activists. (Some of them have protested past statements he made CLICK THIS!)

But, more importantly, here’s Ted’s latest blind item, where he creates the character Terry Tush-Trade to talk about the closeted bi star:

Meet Terry Tush-Trade, who likes both boys and girls. I mean, why limit yourself to just one sex, isn’t that every bisexual’s mantra? It certainly is that of Triple-T, who’s as smooth about hooking up with members of both sexes as Ashley Greene is about finagling photo ops.

One question, though: Does Terry’s also-famous partner know about Tush-Trade’s predilection for both sexes?

Abso-friggin’-lutely!

That’s precisely why they work so well together. See, Terry’s other half also likes to swing both ways. Uh, are you getting absolutely dingbat dizzy at this point?

Well, hang on, because it’s just begun: Terry, so slim, so hot, so breathtakingly badass, and said partner were brought together in the first place because somebody else who possesses major power in the Twilight franchise also likes to get it on, bisexual-style.

Read the whole item here in Ted’s most recent column.

Lots have been made about the already budding relationship on the set of the sequel “New Moon” (that just wrapped), between Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and Casablanca calls the couple “Robsten.” The couple won the award for best kiss for “Twilight” at the MTV Movie Awards just recently.

And there were salacious innuendos about Stewart in a lesbian romance with Nikki Reed. Then, of course, there was Rob’s bisexual role in “Little Ashes” which couldn’t possibly be construed as being real life (gosh, I hope not readers!)

My take on this is that all vampires are bisexual (oh, am I stereotyping?) Anyway, just ask Anne Rice. So, even if it isn’t their true sexual proclivity, it may be that these good actors are just trying to get into their roles a bit more.

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