What’s the Big Deal About a Big D?
Last night’s premiere of the latest HBO buzz show “Hung” was so-so, but one particular monologue got us thinking about the true value of a large penis. The main character Ray is broke, directionless, recently divorced and living in a tent in his back yard, and as he puts it, “My big d*ck is all I’ve got.”
Among men, having a large penis is the one status symbol that can’t be topped by good looks, a nice car or a fat paycheck. Dudes with big ones seem to walk around with a certain confidence even if they have nothing else going for them. To guys, this line of thought is completely logical — having a large penis earns you the right to a certain swagger.
Should we really care that much about nature’s freak assignment of genital anatomy? True, no woman wants a small penis, but above a certain minimum standard, we don’t really care if it’s 6 inches or 11. In fact, we’d prefer a nice, normal-size johnson to some freak show that looks like it’s going to hurt us.
Something like 80 percent of women only get off from clitoral stimulation anyway, so we have to think that the real size queens out there are getting off more on psychological stimulation than the way a bigger penis feels.
So who are dudes really impressing with a large penis — women, or other guys? Large groups of attractive, horny women willing to pay for the pleasure of experiencing a massive tool seems like one more unrealistic male fantasy.
Of course, we guess we shouldn’t expect a show based on the premise that straight male escorts exist to be entirely realistic.
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