Sixth ‘Revirginization’ Ends in the ICU

Maybe we just aren’t old-fashioned enough to understand the allure of having your hymen replaced to make it seem like you’re a virgin. Six times. For the same guy.

One Russian woman must have seen the appeal somewhere, because she decided to forgo her personal safety to please her husband, who was sorely disappointed that she was not a virgin when they got married. For their one-year anniversary, she went to the doctor and got a hymenoplasty to put her vag in a more virginal state. Her husband had such a good time deflowering her, that they made it a yearly anniversary tradition.

Going in for her sixth operation, she was warned against the procedure because of a weakened immune system, but she went through with it anyway and has landed in the intensive care unit. We’re guessing her husband is probably super-bummed now that he isn’t getting any at all, “virgin” or otherwise. We say, if you’re that desperate, why not use the old “I used to ride horseback professionally” excuse?

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