Accused Fondler ‘Too Handsome’ to Be a Perv

What’s worse than a perv who fondles girls between the ages of 12-14 in broad daylight at water parks? We’d have to go with a conceited perv who fondles 12-14 year old girls in broad daylight at water parks.

Meet 23-year-old Joshua Fuentes whose been accused of feeling up little girls floating down the Roa Rapids ride at the Aquatica water park in Orlando, Fla. While behind bars after several girls turned him in, he actually had the balls to say it was funny he was accused because, “I’m a handsome dude. I don’t need to be fondling little girls.”

Right, because all the molesters in the world are that way because they’re too ugly to get dates. We’ve seen “To Catch a Predator,” and there are definitely some young, cute evil guys to go along with the ugly ones.

Oh, and Mr. “Too Hot to Molest”? Let us be the first to tell you you’re definitely not all that.

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