Mark Sanford – it’s all about sex stupid

The great mystery is solved and surprise, surprise -  it’s all about sex.  Mark Sanford, South Carolina’s chief exec. is now back home  admitting he’s been a very bad boy. After disappearing for five days on an “adventure trip,” or so he told his staff, Sanford confessed to having an affair.  No wonder he had such a great tan – he was in Argentina which seems like a long way to go for a roll in the hay.

At yesterday’ press conference he apologized to his wife, Jenny, his four sons, his “parents-in-laws”, his staff and the rest of the country.

“As much as I did talk about going to the Appalachian Trail, that  wasn’t  where I ended up,” he drawled.  No. With his four kids at home and his wife managing his campaigns, Sanford developed a relationship with a “dear, dear friend from Argentina.” A married lady he’d known for eight years.

But when all was said and done, the governor of South Carolina gave himself a pass.

Or, rather, he claimed that God gave him one!

Sanford said, with complete assuredness, that God’s law is designed “to protect people from themselves . . . It’s not a morally rigid list of do’s and don’ts just for the heck of do’s and don’ts.”

Our governors sure do know how to serve the people.  We have McGreevey who cheated with men,  Spitzer and his ladies of the evening  and  now Stanford who wins a special spot in the Horny Governors Hall of Fame.

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