Booty Cache

From Jenny Sanford to Elizabeth Edwards to Jennifer Aniston, women scorned are in the headlines regularly. It’s for them that we ache and empathize; we become outraged on their behalf and at the men they once considered their “better” halves.

But

So, I know — appreciating women is different from wanting to have sex with them. For starters, one makes you straight; the other makes you gay.

For instance, I find Angie Harmon incredibly sexy without, say, wanting to go down on her.

Meatloaf once sang: “I would do anything for love … but I won’t do that.” For me, “that” has always been anal sex.

Oh, sure, I’d given it the old college try, in an unbearable episode punctuated by a lot of