Booty Cache

So, I know — appreciating women is different from wanting to have sex with them. For starters, one makes you straight; the other makes you gay.

For instance, I find Angie Harmon incredibly sexy without, say, wanting to go down on her.

Meatloaf once sang: “I would do anything for love … but I won’t do that.” For me, “that” has always been anal sex.

Oh, sure, I’d given it the old college try, in an unbearable episode punctuated by a lot of

So you’ve fallen for a great guy — yay! Only problem? A friend of yours has already dated him. But being the good friend you are, you put your animal urges aside, convince yourself that you’re crazy, and try to

Too much sex on the beach may have taken this sea lion to an early grave, but that doesn’t mean you and the boyfriend can’t give it a whirl.

Before you pack your beach bag, though, check out our guide to summer loving